Flew seair last week to and from Boracay last week. The aircraft was really old and rickety. Nothing like the squeaking, rattling parts of the plane you're on to make you reflect on things like:
10 things you never want to hear from pilots.
1) Aabot pa yan. Di pa naman umiilaw eh.
2) She left me pare. Ayoko na!
3) Huy. Sa tagal tagal ko na dito, ngayon ko lang napansin `to.
4) Pare, I lab you.
5) Eenie... meenie... miney...
6) Taragis. Bakit Japanese ang control manual? Pilipino ako!
7) Welcome and thank you for flying with us. Ingatz.
8) Brod, di ko makita yung likod. Baba ka muna.
9) Ohhhhhh. 45 degrees…. EAST. Linawin kasi eh.
10) Laki talaga nang utang na loob ko kay Captain Raymundo. I don’t think I’ll be here kung di niya ako pinakopya sa finals nung Pilot exam.
2) She left me pare. Ayoko na!
3) Huy. Sa tagal tagal ko na dito, ngayon ko lang napansin `to.
4) Pare, I lab you.
5) Eenie... meenie... miney...
6) Taragis. Bakit Japanese ang control manual? Pilipino ako!
7) Welcome and thank you for flying with us. Ingatz.
8) Brod, di ko makita yung likod. Baba ka muna.
9) Ohhhhhh. 45 degrees…. EAST. Linawin kasi eh.
10) Laki talaga nang utang na loob ko kay Captain Raymundo. I don’t think I’ll be here kung di niya ako pinakopya sa finals nung Pilot exam.
