... why Velcro shoes went out of style?
... what makes white lies white?
... if librarians ever take home books?
... what Scarlett Johanssen is doing right this very moment?
... if retired porn stars ever sit around reliving the glory days?
... if prostitution is really the oldest profession, were there any Call-cave-girls putting out in exchange for, I dunno... fire?
... if Father Abraham were alive today, how many children would he have?
... why genies grant THREE wishes and not five? Or just one?
... what pick-up line did Adam use on Eve? "Hey! You've got one of my bones in you. Want another?"
... how do we know Australia isn't on top, and some early explorer just had the map upside down? (Good Lord, we've been living a lie!)
... if there are any people with near death experiences that go: "Come towards the dark, child... come towards the dark, child..."
hmm.
What fictional people are saying about Storm Signals.
"It's a crap!" - A. Ackbar
"It made me want to kill Joes." - Cobra Commander
"Holy Time Better Spent Jerking Off To Batma-- er, Catwoman!" - Boy Wonder
"What the Smurf? This is a mothersmurfin' piece of smurf. " - Papa Smurf
5 comments:
yeah, i've always wondered what happened to fliptop shoes...
the last question is the winner, hehehe :)
velcro shoes are back,joeds.
check out adidas shops. :)
ey,i've got one:
do homeless criminals get 'house arrest'?
Velcro is back!? Cool.
Ahh... to ask questions the way a child does... yours is the Kingdom of Heaven. (Except for the pornstar question, though.)
do you have the hots for scarlett?
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